“Built for the outdoors…and people with questionable humor.”
This camo leatherette patch says what everyone is thinking but no one wants to say out loud. Perfect for the job site, shop, or anywhere common sense tends to wander off. Featuring a bold design with a lightbulb of “brilliance,” this one’s for the realists who thrive on sarcasm and survival.
Meet the patch that says everything without saying you’re the problem…
“MOIST AF” — loud, proud, and absolutely not here to keep things dry.
Cut from holographic leatherette, this bad boy shifts colors like your mood after one too many drinks — flashing greens, blues, purples, and “did-you-see-that?” rainbow vibes every time the light hits it. It’s smooth, durable, and just flashy enough to make people look twice… whether they meant to or not.
And let’s talk about that drip 💧
Yeah… it’s intentional.
This patch is basically:
50% humor
50% chaos
100% guaranteed to make someone uncomfortable in the best way possible
Perfect for the boat, the bar, or anywhere you feel like causing just a little bit of trouble.
Cooter Connoisseur Magnetic Koozie (Reg Can)
For the ones who appreciate the finer things in life… and by finer things, we mean cold drinks, camo, and a little inappropriate humor. 😂
This Cooter Connoisseur koozie features a rugged camo leatherette finish with a bold engraved design that’s guaranteed to get a few laughs.
But this isn’t your average koozie—the magnetic leatherette design has serious hold! Pop your full can inside and stick it to a metal surface. Perfect for the shop, toolbox, tailgate, airboat, garage, or wherever the good times take you.
🔥 Magnetic leatherette (Regular Can)
🍺 Strong enough to hold a full can against metal
🧊 Helps keep your drink cold and your hands dry
😏 Engraved with plenty of Burn & Brim attitude
Because setting your beer down is one thing. Losing it is unacceptable.
This laser-engraved patch features a skateboarding dachshund with bold vintage styling and the phrase “My Wiener Does Tricks.” Made to get laughs and double-takes, it’s the perfect mix of humor and craftsmanship.
Whether you’re repping your love for dogs, skate culture, or just good-old smart-ass humor — this patch delivers.
Some days call for a little moral support — and other days… well, you might need something a little different. This patch doesn’t whisper subtlety; it shouts personality. Bold, tongue-in-cheek, and guaranteed to get a double-take (or a smirk), it’s the perfect mix of humor and mischief.
Laser-engraved on durable, water-resistant material, this one’s built to last through laughs, eye-rolls, and everything in between.
Looking for the perfect gift for someone hitting a major milestone?
You know the one…
The birthday where the jokes write themselves.
The candles need a fire permit.
And suddenly they’ve got an opinion about everything.
Yeah… this is that gift.
A proud badge of honor for officially being… well seasoned.
Made from Black leatherette with bold black engraving, this patch is tough, water-resistant, and built to last—just like them (with slightly more flexibility).
Perfect for:
✔ Milestone birthdays (you know which one)
✔ Friends who can take a joke
✔ Gag gifts that hit a little too accurately
Give it to them.
Watch them laugh… then realize.
Because some days, the paycheck just doesn't match the pain. This leatherette patch tells the cold, hard truth every working man (and woman) knows to well. With bold black lettering, mountain graphics, and a weathered look, it's the ultimate badge of honor for anyone grinding overtime while management counts minutes.
🔥 MY LAST F*CK TO GIVE 🔥
For those days when your give-a-damn is officially running on empty. 😂
This little glass bottle holds your very last F*CK to give — because sometimes life just uses up every single one you had!
Finished with rustic twine and a perfectly inappropriate engraved tag, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh. And when you’re down and out, stressed to the max, or somebody has worked your very last nerve… this little bottle might just make you smile. 😜
Choose the look that fits your attitude! Available in 3 color options:
🖤 Black • 🤍 White • 🤎 Natural Wood
Perfect for your desk, bar, camper, nightstand, or as a hilarious birthday, coworker, best-friend, or “I saw this and immediately thought of you” gift.
Handmade with just the right amount of rustic charm, sarcasm, and inappropriate humor — true Burn & Brim Co. style. 🔥
Because everybody deserves to have at least ONE FCK left to give.* 😂
YOU GOTTA GET IT UP… IF YOU WANNA GET IT OFF 😏
This one’s for the guys who know dumping loads is all part of the job. 😂
Our black Richardson 112 is topped with a rugged laser-engraved patch featuring a big ol’ dump truck and just enough dirty-minded humor to make somebody do a double take.
“YOU GOTTA GET IT UP — IF YOU WANNA GET IT OFF”
Built for truck drivers, equipment operators, construction crews, blue-collar boys—or anybody who appreciates a good innuendo. 😎
🔥 Rugged.
🚛 Blue collar approved.
😏 Questionable enough to be Burn & Brim.
Wear it to work. Wear it to the bar. Just don’t blame us when somebody asks what exactly you’re trying to get up. 🤣